goose

(noun) web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks.

(noun) a man who is a stupid incompetent fool. Synonyms: fathead, goof, goofball, bozo, jackass, cuckoo, twat, zany.

(noun) flesh of a goose (domestic or wild).

(verb) pinch in the buttocks. Example: "He goosed the unsuspecting girl."

(verb) prod into action.

(verb) give a spurt of fuel to. Example: "Goose the car."